Liberal Media’s Tough Journalism: Biden Plays Luigi, Beats Granddaughter in Mario Kart

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Prepare yourselves for hard-hitting journalism, folks. That’s what we are in for under a Biden administration with a mainstream media giddy with joy at Trump’s absence. Today, the media is sitting back, drinking a cold long-neck beer saying, “China? Where is that? Coronavirus? Heard of it.”

No one wants to talk about the boring stuff, Newsweek wants to know “How did Joe Biden relax during his first Presidents Day weekend as President?” Fret not, here is the answer: “by playing Mario Kart with his family.”

Want more details? You got it! “During his weekend retreat at Camp David, Biden and his granddaughter Naomi played the racing video game” reported Newsweek. Then what? We must know! “and he won.”

How nice that Joe Biden gets to remain the fun grandpa who relaxes with his grandkids while getting to have the very cool title of “President of the United States.” But alas, let’s not digress from this riveting Mario Kart reporting.

“Biden sat on the right as Luigi.” So cool. “and Naomi is Princess Peach on the left.” Amazing. Everyone loves a good comeback story, and that’s just what our new leader gave us. Through grit and perseverance, and “despite not being at the same gaming level as his granddaughter, the commander-in-chief came out victorious” reports Newsweek.

Biden is everything the Democrats hoped he would be; a winner. Even if it means beating his own grandchild at a video game. Certainly, his hunger for winning shall continue into the realm of national security and economic integrity.

Covering the story of the century does not go without a little humor. “Secret service made an exception and let him drive himself!!!!!’ Naomi joked on her Instagram Story, since the president is rarely allowed to drive for security reasons, as per CNBC” noted Newsweek. Luckily, all’s well that ends well. Grandpa was “a little rusty but he still won (barely),” added Naomi.

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  1. That’s good to play with one’s grandchildren, however, the POTUS Biden playing with them is NOT news. COVID 19, China, etc. are VIP issues. Unfortunately, Biden’s dementia doesn’t allow him to think rationally. He doesn’t really have a clue in terms of what’s really going on, thus he’s piglosi’s puppet!

  2. Well, what would be nice is to you not even post this crap or you’re just as bad as them. Ta-ta looney Leftists.

  3. So much for out of work Americans.

    I thought Covid was going to be his 100% focus.
    He had no clue what is going on around him.

    His VP is going his duties.

    No way was this old fool got more votes than Trump. America got scammed in 2020

  4. Huh? What grandfather tries to beat his grandchild at a video game? Is this a media set-up??

  5. PLEASE STOP SAYING ITS THE BIDEN
    ADMINISTRATION BC ITS NOT!!!!! It’s the BIDEN REGIME and NOTHING MORE!!!!!!! He’s a FAKE, FRAUDULENT President and NOTHING MORE!!!!! 😖
    Please bring back our REAL PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!!!!🙏🏻❤️🇺🇸

  6. Where’s his cure for Cancer???? Remember the Bidens heading some non-profit Cancer Research type business but in reality the Scandolous hacks never spent a single dime on anything health related every dime went to line their pockets or to make it appear they were trying to do something positive for regular people/ As if that would ever happen

  7. Is there anything we can do to divest the msm of their blatantly slanted reporting? This is the #1 problem killing this country. We need an unbiased 4th estate. Not sure what to do other than not listen, and get off all biased and censored social media. Done. But what else?

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